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[13 Jan 2005|01:05am]
004 In Review
1. Earn Money? no
2. Go to a party? sure
3. Try something new? Yes
4. Have someone change your life? Yes
5. Kiss someone? yes.
6. Buy something extravagant? no
7. Do something nice for you? hmmm i dont know
8. Do something terribly wrong? Mmmhm
9. Move? no
10. Go to a concert? i saw disrespect play and jfa

best of the Year:
1. Party: me and laurence at the mall not really a party but a good dec 31
2. Show: nonr
3. CD: uhh maybe like the strokes room on fire
4. Movie: none
5. Song: jassen-kaaos
6. Experience:i dont know
7. Concert:(best show was jfa)
8. Book: rainbow boys
9. Month: dec
10.Day: dec 31

Worst of the year.
1. Show: none
3. CD: dunoo
4. Movie: Didn't see movies
5. Song: ???
6. Experience:
7. Concert: .
8. Book: Dont Know!?!?
9. Month: ??
10.Day: Mondays



The Year

1. Where were you when it began? I was drunk

2. Did you stay up: Yes
3. What was your new year wish? I don't rememeber
4. How many girlfriends? like one
5 Broke up: once


Have any crushes? chynna

7. Care to mention names? chynna
8. New friends: A Gajillion.
9. Had to say goodbye: Yes.
10.Missed anyone: Yes.

1. Win anything?? Ehh... a few dollars in a bet?
Best place you went to: dont know
Worst place you went to: A LOT
14. Happiest moment: no comment

15. How was your birthday: Awesome.
16. best present:my friends
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[29 Dec 2004|10:11pm]
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[29 Dec 2004|02:57am]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | JASSEN-KAAOS ]

im your bitch...your milk is my shit your shit is my milk fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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[22 Nov 2004|10:59pm]
chynna
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[07 Nov 2004|04:58pm]

Foamy: Attention All! I am here today to sing for my supper and collect money for the almight chruch of Foamy! What I'm doing here today, everyone, is taking donations, to build, the grandest monument to the LORD and master, me. And, of course, I ain't expecting you to give me money for free, so, what i'm going to do, is entertain you-with-song

I will kill you all

Nothing you can do about it

I will kill you all

Nothing you can do about it

Squirrelly Wrath

Squirrelly Wrath

Squirrelly Wrath

You’re all gonna die

You’re all gonna die

Squirrelly Wrath

Squirrelly Wrath

All right, fine, probably not the best song to pick, but, you cheap Bastards! Oh, oh, oh, I see; you Bastard probably didn't like the message, huh? Squirelly wrath, huh? Well fuck you, allright? How about this one? This one's better, Huh? Huh?

I’m The Lord & Master

 

I’m the lord & master

All of you are bastards

Worship me

Or I’ll stab your eyes ‘till you bleed

I’m the lord & master

 

..That's me, you son of a bitch. Now give me Money. Money! Money, money... (Hums) Yee-ahh.

Cheap bastards.

All right. This next song, I wrote, because.. I am the Squirrel! Now shut up and listen, ya fuckin' bastards!

("I'm a squirrel")

And So I’m A Squirrel

 

And so I’m, a squirrel

And you’re not,  how pathetic you are

So I’m, a squirrel

And you’re not,  you’re just human, how pathetic you are

You don’t have a fluffy tail

You don’t have squirrelly wrath

You just build to destroy

While I collect some nuts

And you all suck

 

..Oh, come ON!! That one had a message to it! A MESSAGE! You know? That, like, you people just blow up stuff, just, for no reason? And all squirrels have to do is collect NUTS? Be more nature-like, Maaaaan! Respect the trees, respect them all! And respect me! Ugh. You know what? Tommorow, I'll come back with a full band, maybe it would impress you if I had the whole 8th street band, like Bruce Springsteen! Go pay $80 to go see him at Madison square garden, but you won't pay me a nickle?

Aww! Yeah, cross the street so you won't have to deal with me!

 

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[24 Oct 2004|04:07pm]
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[10 Oct 2004|04:50pm]
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[01 Oct 2004|06:27pm]
[ mood | confused ]

god damn hes the koolest

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[01 Oct 2004|06:21pm]
[ mood | curious ]

wow i should kill myself

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[23 Sep 2004|08:05pm]
will somebody please tell me wat the fuck is this like geezus its just omg ive been scarred
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[14 Sep 2004|09:41am]

I adopted a cute lil' death fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!



I adopted a cute lil' emo kid
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

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[14 Sep 2004|09:13am]
my anus is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
N
POISON

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[14 Sep 2004|09:12am]
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my ass has fragile contents which may break!

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[12 Sep 2004|02:32am]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | moist vagina ]

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[12 Sep 2004|02:31am]
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[12 Sep 2004|02:13am]
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[08 Sep 2004|01:32pm]
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[07 Sep 2004|12:40pm]

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[04 Sep 2004|02:49pm]
i dont like livejournal
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[29 Aug 2004|02:07pm]
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